Tell me when

Tell me, why is it that they pack 90% of what you learn during the semester into one exam? I'm blaming my aching back on finals and a lack of alcohol.

This is what I would like:

Not this:

And certainly not this:

Oh well, guess I'll settle for a little bit of Mr. Bublé and then some sleep. Here, enjoy him with me:

UPDATE:

Straight A's for the semester! Winning.